Best Calling Card

“You can try calling this number,” she said. “They might be able to tell you something.” I waited until I got back home to try the number. I was “agitated” and needed to calm down. The woman at the National Passport Information Center with whom I spoke expressed more …. He called me back as I walked into the airport, and I gave him my credit card number and other information about forty-five seconds before one of those self-serve kiosks spit out my boarding passes. …

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